You've been
selected. specimen #you
The alien examination engine on Solana. Beam in anything — a thought, a ticker, a tweet — and Field Officer ZORB files a Galactic Field Report on you.
Beam in anything.
ZORB does the rest.
You are the specimen. Paste a sentence, an idea, a token name — whatever you've got. The examination runs classify → decode → scan → verdict and prints a field report with an Anomaly Index and a verdict stamp. Deadpan. Clinical. Occasionally too accurate.
Open the Examination Table
Four steps. One verdict.
The specimen is logged, tagged, and assigned a designation. Resistance is noted, then ignored.
→ZORB reads your input literally — the way the instruments do. Subtext is extracted without consent.
→Run through BIOSCAN, MINDPROBE, or THREATNET. Each lens sees a different, unflattering truth.
→An Anomaly Index from 0 to 100 and a stamp. The report is filed. You are free to go. Probably.
Meet the crew
Six specimens-turned-staff aboard the survey vessel. ZORB files the reports; the others just stare.
ZORB
I examine. I do not judge. The index does that for me.
NIB
I found one of you. Requesting permission to find fewer.
VESS
Your surface thoughts are very loud. Please hold them down.
QUARK
Three eyes, full report, still can't explain you.
MOX
Scanning… threat level: mostly your sleep schedule.
GLOORP
I've been the specimen and the scientist. Both were sticky.
Three instruments
Pick a lens before you beam in. Each one examines the same specimen and reaches a different conclusion.
BIOSCAN
Reads your input as a life-form. Subspecies, habitat, observable behaviours.
MINDPROBE
Skips the words. Extracts what the specimen is actually trying to do.
THREATNET
Cross-checks galactic incident logs. Asset, noise, or genuine anomaly?
The Anomaly Index
Every examination lands on a single number from 0 to 100, then a stamp. Drag the slider — that's exactly how ZORB grades a specimen.
0–24 harmless · 25–49 curious · 50–74 anomaly · 75–100 abduct
A sample field report
Specimen beamed in: “wen moon” · instrument: MINDPROBE
$ABDUKT
One token. No team allocation. Liquidity burned. The bit is free; the coin is fair.
⌖ Specimen intake begins — 25 Jun 2026 · 17:00 UTC
Questions from specimens
Is ZORB a real alien?
No. ZORB is an AI persona with a clipboard and a superiority complex. No xenobiologists were harmed, employed, or verified in the making of this.
What is the Anomaly Index?
A score from 0 to 100 that ZORB assigns to whatever you beam in, plus a stamp: HARMLESS, CURIOUS, ANOMALY, or ABDUCT. It means exactly as much as you want it to.
How do I buy $ABDUKT?
Copy the contract address above, open the buy link on pump.fun, and swap. The buttons work the moment the token is live — the CA is the single source of truth.
Is any of this financial advice?
It is not. $ABDUKT is a meme. Examine responsibly, never invest more than you can afford to lose to a cartoon alien, and do your own research.